math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
I will beat the music out of the boy– Johann Strauss I, explaining the whipping he gave Johann Strauss II after papa Strauss discovered that junior Strauss was secretly playing the violin. Unlike Bach, a lovable family man who encouraged music on his family to the point of writing a whole curriculum for his new wife when he discovered,...
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
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misshonoriaglossop: royaltyspeaking: That after Diana’s death, Princes William and Harry frequently saw her apparition. Harry frequently told friends of how he would be sitting in his room reading a book or playing video games, and when he would look up, he saw Diana standing in the doorway. This poor boys This happened to me after my grandfather died. Unexpectedly I would see him...
I met the Duchess of Cambridge (Kate Middleton) afterwards and she said: ‘Oh, I...– Tom Hiddleston (x) As much as I love Kate, this is just too hilarious to not reblog. (via lovelydianaprincessofwales) This woman is a complete idiot.
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readattheshow: I have been on the earth for twenty-six years. Seven of those years have been spent with The Dark Knight trilogy. Arguably, this series of films will be our generation’s Star Wars. We will be asked, by our children, where we were on the release dates, what theaters we saw the movies at, what…
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do...– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832. (via gypc-ize)
tonsoftuna: Men like Tom Hiddleston should not exist, they’re like unicorns.
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regalmajesty: alltheroyalthings: regalmajesty: alltheroyalthings: regalmajesty: alltheroyalthings: regalmajesty: Hey it’s Marie Antoinette with her 50k Cartier bling from “her own collection”. Ha! - tom, surrey, 19/7/2012 7:36 Read more:...
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imperfectatbest: People who understand eating disorders say “Think of your family and friends! They need you to recover!” which is all well and good and very true, but unless your eating disorder is visibly on the verge of taking your life or you have extremely astute and understanding family and friends, they may not know that they need you to recover. And that, my friends, effing sucks. This...
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J. K. Rowling (via carbonlullabye) That last line. (via proud-athlete)