Attention People of New York
snapshirtfiend: Ryan Gosling, one of Canada’s rarest natural resources, is in your city. Please protect this little man from Irene. My country will thank you with gallons of maple syrup and Austin Powers sequels.
Every single time I see you I start to feel this...
everpresentfrown: It makes me wonder if I am ever gonna feel this way again There’s a picture that’s hanging in the back of my head I see it over and over
That ONE time you feel hyper and want to do...
More Laughs Here when i finally have friends who are night owls like me, i will be so fucking happy. all of them like to get up so freaking early. UGH.
Sorry I've been MIA. I'm sick and no one knows...
We vote tomorrow and I can't find my ID. Oh,...
A friend has gone into remission and his chances...
Police officer: Anything you say can and will be...
ayyelaneiel: youngy: Me: TITS brb dying
If Jess dies I'm throwing a bitch fit. #TrueBlood
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Everybody in my house is asleep... and then...
lolsofunny: Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.