Yeah, we need to talk. First off…
I do not like it when people assume everything about me. Unless I have told you everything, do not make assumptions. I do not speak my mind most of the time.
Not everyone understands me, my life, my privileges, or what comes across my mind. Believing you understand my personality, my characteristics or my identity is far-fetched. Unless I let you in, you do not know jack about me.
So stop believing you have deciphered my words, my actions, my body language. Stop manufacturing meanings for things you do not understand. I loathe egocentrism just as much as I loathe self-flattery (and self-pity coupled with moaning).
People are not how-to-manuals or easy to read. Whoever believes so is an idiot.
Thank you. Now go make yourself useful.
Procrastination is like masturbation. At first, it feels good, but in the end you realize that you just fucked yourself.