May 2013
3 posts
sarahahahaa asked: I just randomly found your blog and I'm in love. I wish I could just reblog your whole blog! I hope you have a beautiful day, I think you're a wonderful person.
The ICU
I hate being here. The noise. The smell. The running. The dead silence. Alarms going off at any time. All I can think of is “Who will be next?”.
April 2013
3 posts
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS.
dirtyroyalconfessions:
March 2013
4 posts
Royals surprising Patrick
dirtyroyalconfessions:
-Anonymous
DEAD.
February 2013
6 posts
“Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.”
– William Shakespeare (via valoista)
January 2013
2 posts
“You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to...”
– Hillary Clinton (via ellesugars)
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
*gasp* I’m a Muggle-born!!!
December 2012
2 posts
3 tags
Dear everyone
Today was one of the saddest Christmases my family and I have ever had. The next couple of weeks will be rough and so I will not be on tumblr. This is not the way I would have liked to finish this amazing year, but life is never perfect and sometimes things have to implode for life to get better. Christmas is supposed to be a time for family and loved ones, and I just lost one. However, I am...
November 2012
5 posts
2 tags
Being attracted to someone you really don't find...
2 tags
October 2012
5 posts
If you're going to blast me through emails,...
Due to my job I have the unfortunate task of dealing with tweens. Some of them are OK: respectful, non-dramatic, understanding. Others, not so much. I can take the aggression but I can not, for the life of all that’s awesome, deal with poor sentence structure and grammatical atrocities. They act so demanding, up on a high horse of their own; demanding, demanding, DEMANDING without giving...
“Don’t eat and drink too much at parties. Eat and drink ahead of time and accept...”
– Seventeenth century mother’s deathbed testament to her two daughters (source)
Not a damn thing has changed
(via atea-y-feminista)
September 2012
9 posts
records-on-the-floor:
I don’t see why Kate isn’t allowed to sunbathe topless, regardless of her title. There are worse looking men who do it.
What a pathetic excuse of a magazine for taking and publishing those pictures, too.
She shouldn’t not because it is shameful but because she is a Royal now and needs to be more reserved. The world has seen the future QC’s breasts. I know it...
Ugh...
misshonoriaglossop:
What mostly bothers me about the nude photos are comments (mostly from guys) how disappointing Kates boobs are. What do you expect? She is a normal woman and not a porn actress.
Idiots. Idiots everywhere. As if her cup size was the actual problem!
1 tag
What the hell happened to Amanda Bynes?
Due to TRH Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's...
willsandkateofcambridge:
tossedaround:
Too bad you weren’t decent enough to extend the same curtesy to Harry.
too bad you’ve no curtsey to both.
Oh, snap! I made a grammar mistake. Good grief.
Due to TRH Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's...
Too bad you weren’t decent enough to extend the same curtesy to Harry.
5 tags
Both their privacies were invaded. They were both...
August 2012
2 posts
July 2012
46 posts
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“I will beat the music out of the boy”
– Johann Strauss I, explaining the whipping he gave Johann Strauss II after papa Strauss discovered that junior Strauss was secretly playing the violin. Unlike Bach, a lovable family man who encouraged music on his family to the point of writing a whole curriculum for his new wife when he discovered,...
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
sherbertsheperton:
